Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike
Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks.
If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia.
If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca.
Girl says NO !
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda.
Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do - Daewoo.
If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend
Likho script apna apna.- Rotomac.
If you love someone
Go get it - Visa power.
Boy riding a bike with neighbor's girl
Neighbors envy owner's pride - Onida.
Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.
A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man - Raymonds.
A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.
For those lost in love
Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera - Bagpiper Whisky.
For a guy 'r gal who hasn't yet found one (like me)
Dhoondte rehe jayo ge - Surf Excel
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Showing posts with label Wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wife. Show all posts
Monday, 17 September 2007
Apni wife Aisi Ho...
5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodisi woh quiet ho,
Aisi Apni Wife ho...
Sadak pe sab kahe, kya sight ho,
Bhid mein chale to sab kahe, side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Saans ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho...
Padosi jab baat kare to haath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad Dil delight ho,
Yeh Kavita padh ke sab kahe
"Guru tum right ho,"
Aisi apni wife ho...
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
Toh kya haseen life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi Aazmaish ho,
Khuda ke software mein bhi,
Bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Aye kaash kahin toh ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho...
FOR THE GIRLS:
ARE YOU THE ONE I M LOOKING FOR?
For more info: www.shashionline.in
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodisi woh quiet ho,
Aisi Apni Wife ho...
Sadak pe sab kahe, kya sight ho,
Bhid mein chale to sab kahe, side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Saans ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho...
Padosi jab baat kare to haath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad Dil delight ho,
Yeh Kavita padh ke sab kahe
"Guru tum right ho,"
Aisi apni wife ho...
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
Toh kya haseen life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi Aazmaish ho,
Khuda ke software mein bhi,
Bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Aye kaash kahin toh ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho...
FOR THE GIRLS:
ARE YOU THE ONE I M LOOKING FOR?
For more info: www.shashionline.in
Monday, 3 September 2007
Husband to Wife...
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
******God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
******
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
******
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
******
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
For more info: www.shashionline.in
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
******God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
******
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
******
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
******
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
For more info: www.shashionline.in
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